Dear Valerie- 0 F’s to Give

Warning: Some of you may find this offensive…and sometimes I am offensive, so skip this post…if you are offended.  :)

This is a special posting for a fellow blogger I read quite often.  Her site is very funny and very nerdy in a great way (not in a *I can’t get laid* nerd way).  I recently read her blog and she has a case of the blue’s and I promised a special post to cheer her up.  She is edgy and cool, so I scoured the internet, in my unedgy and uncool way, to find things to make her smile.

Salute Valerie!

Dedicated to those who need to worry a little less in life:

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I love Zena!

I love Zena!

 

Go the F**k to Sleep feat. Samuel L. Jackson

So my friends won’t all hate me…no, I don’t actually read this book to my kids.  But from a parents perspective, this is pretty damn hilarious.  For any parent who has had a toddler stall, and stall and stall, and not go to bed…here’s to you!

And I luv me some Samuel L. Jackson.

No Sleep Till Brooklyn!

Yet even more proof I am ruining my child…

Yesterday I was working in the garage while my 3 year old son is sitting in the yard in a small patch of dirt and rolling his hotwheals cars around, and I hear…

DON’T…..SWEEP…TO.BROKEN!

Huh?  I stop and wonder if I really just heard what I thought I just heard… and he sings again…

DON’T….SWEEP…TO.BROKEN!

Yep, the beat is unmistakeable.  My son is singing the Beastie Boys.  He doesn’t understand the words but he’s got the beat correct.  I go inside and tell my husband to step outside and I whisper to him that Mason is singing “No Sleep till Brooklyn”.  Sure enough, he says it again a few feet away from us.

No…SWEEP…abroken.

Here is proof:

Sigh.

If Men Got Pregnant

OMG Ladies, please tell us we do not look like this…

Haha!  This is why I did NOT take a professional pregnancy pic, I was afraid of looking like one of the lovely men shown above!

I saw this pic on a random Pinterest Post and it did not have the original location, so I can’t give credit for the genius who did this so if anyone tracks it down, please let me know and I’ll update this post to give credit.  Thanks!